eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.

"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"

by HaikuScoop December 01, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.

Hey Jimmy, how are you liking those Eggs Benedict Arnold?

by HaikuScoop December 02, 2023

eggs benedict arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.

"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.

by HaikuScoop December 01, 2023

Detroit Eggs Benedict

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!

Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.

by TJO - DP January 16, 2025

King Egg Benedict III

Best father in the world

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III

by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022