Eastchester=Grimy, boring-A$$ town full of posers, guidos, sluts, potheads, alcoholics and various other useless types of people. The majority of eastchester are the guidos. They are dumb guys that have the delusion that they are either black and/or part of the Italian mob. They wax their eyebrows, go tanning, and drive cars that people from the ghetto could never afford. Then you have the punks. They go to shows almost every weekend and when they're not at a show, they're usually doing drugs and/or drinking. Another group that tends to be close to the punks are the skaters. They are basically the same as punks except instead of shows, their passion is skateboarding. 90% of the guys in eastchester treat girls like shit, yet the girls put up with it. However, there are some smart girls that migrate from eastchester to yonkers or tuckahoe or crestwood. Most of these girls are backstabbing bitches and u can trust none of them. Everyone in eastchester over the age of 13 either drinks or smokes SOMETHING, and most people do a nice combination of the 2!!!
Guido: Yo, afta we smoke, im gonna call ma bitch and tap her, and den get ma eyebrows done.
Punk: Yo braaah, lets go to a show man! My girlfriends bringing whiskey!!
Skater: Wanna skate? or smoke trees? or do some shots? huh? girlfriend? FUCK HER!!!
Punk: Yo braaah, lets go to a show man! My girlfriends bringing whiskey!!
Skater: Wanna skate? or smoke trees? or do some shots? huh? girlfriend? FUCK HER!!!
by my favorite spot is behind anne hutch... July 1, 2005
Get the eastchestermug. a gangsta town run by an overweight loser with backne amongst many other problems. he mumbles and has been quoted saying that he is in fact the best at everything. he has many nicknames, mostly "THE GLOCK". he has never touched a female and probably never will. he is loved by few and hated by many. he sleeps all day and drinks all night. fuck you glock!!
by ivanna humpaglock December 28, 2005
Get the eastchestermug. Its the east side of westchester when its not fully to the east its actually 2 minutes in the car from yonkers which is on the west side of westchester. Eastchester filled with guidos and whores, and irish people. All the kids there are mostly italian american, and think that there in the mafia people have fake bronx accsents over there because they think there from arthur ave. All the kids drive BMWs and pimped out Jettas most of the tough kids over there grow up to be cops and give people a hard time, I my self grew up in queens and moved to westchester about 2 yrs ago and ive never seen a more mixed place in my life.
person 1: How yah doinn?
person 2: your not in the mafia your from eastchester
person 1: go fuck yah self
person 2: your not in the mafia your from eastchester
person 1: go fuck yah self
by NYZBEST September 16, 2008
Get the Eastchestermug. by the hood September 17, 2005
Get the Eastchestermug. ok.
to any1 tht wrote these bad definitions of eastchester...it is very obvious that you are just jealous you can't afford to live in eastchester therefore you just say all this shit to get out ur spite!
eastchester is a wealthy town with 50thousand dollar taxes NOT THE GHETTO. sooo yeaa.SUCKIT.
to any1 tht wrote these bad definitions of eastchester...it is very obvious that you are just jealous you can't afford to live in eastchester therefore you just say all this shit to get out ur spite!
eastchester is a wealthy town with 50thousand dollar taxes NOT THE GHETTO. sooo yeaa.SUCKIT.
by spolied eastchestaaaa kidd. March 12, 2009
Get the eastchestermug. A low-life town in Westchester NY filled with a bunch of white people who think they're cool. Known to vape in the bathrooms and watch special kids take quarters out of the urinals. There's like a good 8 kids that aren't white in this school, but everyone pretends to act black to be cool and shit. Cliques include the cool kids (who just talk with each other and make fun of kids) the white trash, the nerds, and the others. It's a fucking mess
Andi: Look, a kid shit on the floor in the bathroom
Tomas: *while juuling* that's Eastchester for you
Tomas: *while juuling* that's Eastchester for you
by tacomallshark March 24, 2017
Get the Eastchestermug. eastchester may be all this shit you say, but there is one person who doesn't drink or smoke or even think he is black...
Check out this site to see who...
www.stlawu.edu/sports/football/football.html
Eastchester High School
Class 2003
Where is my money... Bitch
www.stlawu.edu/sports/football/football.html
Eastchester High School
Class 2003
Where is my money... Bitch
by Diablo April 7, 2005
Get the eastchestermug.