A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.
As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Get the dwak mug.A device worn on the ankle for the purpose of GPS location tracking so the judge knows where you are because you didn't learn the first time and then you got multiple dui's.
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I'm worried about you son. I've seen our Internet history. It's full of Youtube videos of Jimmy Hendrix. I think you're becoming a Dwallis!
I'm worried about you son. I've seen our Internet history. It's full of Youtube videos of Jimmy Hendrix. I think you're becoming a Dwallis!
by guitarhero2512 February 4, 2013
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2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.
2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.
Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.
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