Dorkiology

The study of dorks or nerds. Can be also spelled dorquiology and can be also called nerdiology or geekology.

I am sure that when I study dorkiology, I will find many unique people who are very smart and who find something funny that most people do not find funny.

by John Casper-Schneider May 17, 2008

dirty durkin

A bartending landscaper with riding thighs that try’s to trap men like Medusa, but with pictures of her butthole under the guise that she’s worried about having ticks on it

Man, she is one dirty Durkin. Sends me a pic of her B hole right out of nowhere asking if I see any ticks.

by Konfusi0n August 23, 2019

Durkin

Someone so comically short, that any time a size based comment is made, an alternative version is also noted from Durkin’s point of view

Man my internet is running slow, I bet someone is streaming midget porn.

Or as Durkin would call it; ‘Normal sized porn’.

by vstherock July 23, 2021

Sam durkin

sam gurking pusy hole allways chats online but not in person he got beat up and is scaired of girls once a fat boy put him up against a wall
Gurking tower he likes throwing temper tantrums

bent little lad cant fight whiter than snow

sam gurkin is gay sam durkin

by segurk November 29, 2019

Durkoo

A fatass nigga that codes all day

this nigga Durkoo coding again

by bigolcock June 8, 2020

durkin' around

A term used to describe when these Hot Chetoies girls be engaging in tomfoolery with anyone of any sex within a 10 mile vicinity.

Person 1: "Bruh on my momma these hoes be triflin' fr fr."
Robert: "On my soul bruh they be durkin' around"
Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean??"
Naruto-kun: "Robert-senpai kiss me"

by chunby September 2, 2021

Durking

To fumble an encounter with the opposite sex, or to not slide.

J can't stop durking in the club when a female hits on him.

by Waterthemelons May 5, 2022