by manicpanicd January 30, 2008
Get the drunk dialing mug.The inevitable process of calling a romantic interest (girlfriend, boyfriend, etc) while intoxicated to confess random thoughts about absolutely nothing. Usually, you will sound very stupid and pathetic.
Friend1: Dude, I called Jessica and told her that I loved her.
Friend2: Are you drunk?
Friend1: Yeah.
Friend2: I told you not to Drink and Dial. Your such a fuckin idiot.
Friend2: Are you drunk?
Friend1: Yeah.
Friend2: I told you not to Drink and Dial. Your such a fuckin idiot.
by HempHill October 16, 2005
Get the drink and dial mug.Calling up and possibly saying messed up things to a romantic or sexual interest while under the influence of alcohol.
The phonecall could be directed at an ex, or at someone you find unattractive when sober.
Origin: Unknown, but probably entered the mainstream from the film 'Sideways'.
The phonecall could be directed at an ex, or at someone you find unattractive when sober.
Origin: Unknown, but probably entered the mainstream from the film 'Sideways'.
Lionel: "Hey, baby, I think you're so fine. I don't care if you live 89 miles away, drive down here so I can make sweet love to you."
Ugly-chick or Ex-Girlfriend: "Ooh, it's about time you called me, big-boy. Wait... Are you drunk? Oh, I don't care. I'll be down in 15 minutes."
Todd (Lionel's friend): "What the hell are you calling HER for? She's the ex you dumped because she only shaved her legs in the spots where she had holes in her jeans! Did you drink and dial?"
Ugly-chick or Ex-Girlfriend: "Ooh, it's about time you called me, big-boy. Wait... Are you drunk? Oh, I don't care. I'll be down in 15 minutes."
Todd (Lionel's friend): "What the hell are you calling HER for? She's the ex you dumped because she only shaved her legs in the spots where she had holes in her jeans! Did you drink and dial?"
by BunnyBrown May 24, 2008
Get the drink and dial mug.A rare disease that has been linked to the mass consumption of big gulps. Similar to vampires, those afflicted by the disease only display the symptoms at night. These nocturnal creatures have been known to call not once, not twice, but in such large numbers that the average person would be embarrassed to live in the same city and go by the same name used the night before.
UPDATE: though this disease has existed for centuries, advanced technology has aided in the morph of the disease. The current form of drunkdialitus now not only affects the afflicted in their need to vocally express themselves over the telephone, but now creates a passion so severe that if this need is not fulfilled, text messages will be used to reiterate the ferocity of the need.
Related words: drunkdialidite: one afflicted by the disease drunkdialitus
UPDATE: though this disease has existed for centuries, advanced technology has aided in the morph of the disease. The current form of drunkdialitus now not only affects the afflicted in their need to vocally express themselves over the telephone, but now creates a passion so severe that if this need is not fulfilled, text messages will be used to reiterate the ferocity of the need.
Related words: drunkdialidite: one afflicted by the disease drunkdialitus
OMG. Did you hear John got diagnosed with drunkdialitus?!? We weren't positive that he had it but last night he called that girl 5 times and then sent her a text message saying "Answer my calls" and then called her again. He should move and change his name but he probably won't because now he's a drunkdialidite.
by 2carolines September 16, 2010
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