The Dreaded Hey

When somebody you really don't like thinks they can hang out with you. They text you "Hey..." indicating that they want to hang out. Usually followed by a text saying "wanna hang out?"

Person 1- Oh shit, i just got the dreaded hey from Steven!
Person 2- I hate that kid don't invite him over!
Person 1- Alright ill just ignore him.

10 min later...
Person 1- Fuck! he just asked, "wanna hang out?"

Person 2-Ughhh... just tell him your busy.

by Mason Butler November 12, 2011

The dreaded quadrapinch

The dreaded quadrapinch is when you're buying a bag of weed that has to go through 4 different people that all pinch out of it.

Holy shit look at this fuckin bag, bro. I think we got the dreaded quadrapinch.

by zxqjfgtbc November 12, 2009

the dreaded lurgy

The dreaded lurgy is an illness that is not to serious but which is very easy to catch.

It's almost worth catching the dreaded lurgy to be looked after by those fit nurses.

by Bloodbone May 25, 2016

the dreaded laundromat slime

The stickiness found in laundromats. No one really knows, but it perhaps is a mix of laundry soap, dryer sheet remnant, dust, small human skin particles, etc. "DON'T TOUCH IT: IT'S EVIL!"

Xofu walks into laundromat with Jax. The mission is to do laundry (didn't see that coming) - - While there, they find the dreaded laundromat slime on the washing machines and even some of the dryers. (Haven't you experienced something grossly similar?!)

by xofu April 10, 2008

the dreaded re-cap

The bad news of all your stupid drunk antics that comes from a close friend the night after partyin'

Dude #1: Dude, last night you pissed off of my balcony and got me a complaint from my apartment manager. You pissed in my sink and got piss all over my bathroom counter. You threw up on my carpet, then you called your girl over and made out with her after throwing up. You ran down the street by my house to get more beer and ended up getting stopped by a cop, then you told the cop that you were at my house so they came to make sure there was no under-age drinking going on. You drunk dialed every one on your phone. Then you ordered pizza and tried to make the obviously mormon pizza guy smoke weed for a tip. Then you tried to get tough with me when I told you to chill the fuck out. Yeah dude, you're 86'd from my pad.

Dude #2: Damn, I hate the dreaded re-cap

by dabizz March 24, 2008

the dreaded kusawatchie

When you are driving ahead of someone and you spray them with your windshield water.

Fuck that guy dude give him the Dreaded Kusawatchie

by miket March 5, 2005

The Dreaded Piss

The first piss in a drinking session that follows with subsequent piss breaks every 5 minutes

I've just been for the dreaded piss now I'm gonna be pissing like a racehorse

by atomheartpd October 3, 2011