Douse me

To piss one off while offending them

Kate: So then John goes, "Yeah, and since I cheated on you, I might as well tell you that your mom was WAY better than you!"

Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!

by Robyn J August 2, 2008

Douse me

Expression for: Drench me in oil and lit me on fire, cause I don't want to do this anymore.

A: "Hey bro, how's the lecture doing?"
B: "I can't understand anything and my exam is coming up. Douse me"

by Pandemoniumz February 21, 2021

Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.

For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?

by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017

douse

Taking care of someone. Mostly with violence.

John: That nigga was talking that shit about how he could beat me up.
Darnell: Let's douse that bitch nigga.

by MaskedmanGaming May 2, 2018

Douse

Very wet

Douse

by BluePandaGiraffe August 17, 2022

Dousing

you bring a university girl home preferably young 18 and naive from the club and douse each other in an oily substance preferably coconut oil than turn off the air conditioner and crank the heater and go under the blankets and have sweaty under the blanket sex while you spit all over her face and in her mouth.

Jay: yo Ronnie I brought this pawg home from the bar last night and doused her, I went all up in her for 2 hours than we had a shower after our dousing session

Ronnie Coleman: YEAH BUDDY THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

by dousecaster January 6, 2025