Dos Dose

The second dose of a COVID vacccine. Generally it causes discomfort in the arm and mild sickness.

Hey, I just got my dos dose of my vid juice. I am now fully vaccinated and can come hang out!

by Senor Dank Nugs April 17, 2021

Mad muffin disease

An extreme unhealthy addiction to muffins. May cause Hulk like anger/strength if said muffin cannot be found. Known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said muffin even though he probably ate it himself. Small penis's usually accompany this problem. Taunting someone with this condition may my activate retard strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he's indestructible.

Dave: where my muffin!!!!!
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it

Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease

by Double triple July 17, 2016

Lefheim-Vector Disease

A disease that affects the brain, causing the host to only think of lust, mainly from fiction. Anyone who has it loses control over themselves and commits various actions once their sight is set on a fictional person. Many have succumbed to the disease, locking away the outside world, all for their one true fictional love.

Person 1: "I know she's not real, but I can't stop looking at her picture!"
Person 2: "Sounds like the Lefheim-Vector disease to me."

by Defenestrating Raccoon May 7, 2021

Sleepy bitch disease

When you're a bitch that's tired all the fucking time, ESPECIALLY if you have multiple conditions that cause fatigue (ie; anemia, depression, anxiety, Trisomy X, ect.) you have sleepy bitch disease.

Vanessa: Ugh my depression already made me tired all the time and now my anxiety is tiring me out from worrying about everything. I just wanna sleep!

Ava: Sounds like you have sleepy bitch disease, huh?

by kkzeus December 31, 2018

Dostať Fončordu

When someone srews you over

Mainly used in Slovakia

Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over

"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"

by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019

Hanauso Disease

Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.

Katherine had Hanauso Disease. That was the reason flowers were always growing out of her neck.

by jayquan. July 2, 2021

Gerin's Disease

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

by 666cr February 18, 2015