Doris

a completely unactractive, older lesbian.
or a diesel-dyke

Doris by Steve Florio March 8, 2004

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doris

1)Ultimate insult to undermine inflated male ego's. Also works well to women with similar masculine names e.g. Boris
2)See Goober

1) Shut up you Doris...(followed by appropriate your mum joke)!

doris by luvlea May 6, 2005

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A whore; a mutton; a slutbag; female(?) who dyes her hair blonde over & over until the ends are white & the roots are orange.

Doris is a whoris; Dor is a whore; See that skanky blonde bitch with the delinquent bastard son? I'm gonna kick her sloppy, crack infested ass!!

Doris by PugLuv~* March 26, 2003

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To have a sticky-beak, a bit of a look, a curiosity.

Pass me that iPad and tell me the password - I want to have a Doris and see what your brother has been up to.

Doris by CozISedSo June 20, 2019

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Doris is the sweetest, most nicest, and the most awesome girlfriend in the world!!! She is smart, and always the cutest.

Doris by Zaodabomb11 December 7, 2019

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Doris by Youbigpussy October 2, 2020

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Doris is cool

Doris by Dorisiscool December 21, 2020

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