don't tase me bro

something you say when you get tased by the police, especially if you don't deserve to get tased

Don't tase me bro, let me speak.

by BDavidM September 23, 2007

don't tase me, bro

to whine like a little girl after receiving a punishment or retribution that one deserves

After Andrew's boneheaded diatribe against imaginary evil, his cries of, "Don't tase me, bro!" brought cheers to the crowd as the security guards escorted him out.

by Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer September 24, 2007

don't tase me, bro

A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)

Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!

by Touchable Garments September 24, 2007

DON'T TASE ME BRO

Jackass. Tase his ass.

DON'T TASE ME BRO! *Guy tases him*

by asfdgssf September 23, 2007

don't tase me, bro

What, all the Lick-Wilmerding kids scream when haji comes around with his taser lookin for money

Haji- "WHERES MA MONEY!?"

Jon Hong -"Iono don't tase me, bro"

Haji- "Well in that case..."

Jon "AHHHHHHH OWWWWWW"

by The Official Haji November 02, 2007

"Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!"

1) If your a little bitch, what you scream when resisting arrest.

2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.

1) Andrew Meyer, a little bitch, yelled "Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!" when the FPD tased the shit out of him.

2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."

by tweeter September 20, 2007