dollar store meat

Dollar store meat means a cheap male penis that is sold for 99 cents at the dollar store

Kaley: hey anthony, i just bought this dollar store meat... yumm

by anon6969420quickscopeXx July 7, 2016

dollar store barbie

Someone so fake that she can't even be considered a Barbie, she's defined as a doll that you would be disappointed by on Christmas morning.

She's as fake as a dollar store barbie.

by ashe12338 January 19, 2016

dollar store fun

Going to the dollar store with your boyfriend/girlfriend and buying a few things for each other just for fun to show your time together that day/night.

The best kind of gift is a gift that has nothing to do with anything, and it's completely random. Also, a gift that you two can share with each other as well as others. Like a keychain.

Boy: "So what do you want to do at the mall?"
Girl: "hm... let's go to the dollar store and buy random stuff for each other!"
Boy: "Okay, have some dollar store fun."
Girl: "okay go!"

(:

by kayykayykayy August 29, 2010

Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.

Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006

Dollar store hottie

The equivilent of asian shampoo in the kingdom of hotties.

Also, the equivilent of dollar store oreos as opposed to real oreos, in the kingdom of hotties.

Driving instructor:"That chick at the counter was pretty hot ay Tom?"

Tomathan:"Dunno... not really... she's the equivilent of dollar store marshmellows in the hottie world... she's a dollar store hottie"

by Spidermanrocks November 28, 2010

Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".

The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.

by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025

Dollar store douchebag

To be a very low or poor quality douchebag

I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!

by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021