dog water

Pre-seminal fluid (aka, "pre-cum")

"Just be careful anyway - you can still get a girl pregnant with dog water!"

by buffalo patty December 19, 2004

dog water

a term children use that replace dog shit

You are dog water kid

by lkjgyutrf5esedx February 8, 2021

dog water

(adjective) really bad; horrible; lacking skills

You're dog water at this game.

by veryuniquename January 8, 2021

dog water

an asshole slang that means "trash" or "bad" on fortnite

you'll be seeing 7 year old fortnite gamers saying this

random 7 year old: HAHA YOUR DOG WATER

you: roses are red
idc about ur battlepass
i want to tell you something
its that you need to touch grass

by KouAndG-SU May 11, 2022

dog water

you absolutely fucking suck

YOUR SO DOG WATER GET THE FUCK OUT MY GAME

by ­‎‎į July 29, 2021

dog water

Preseminal fluid (aka., "precum") that comes out of a dog's dick before the actual semen does.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.

Johnny's black lab is shooting dog water all over the rug because he knows that there's a bitch in heat nearby.

by Telephony August 15, 2020

dog water

Insult used towards someone when you really can't say anything else

Kid 1 : "Damn i really wanna insult this girl but my mom doesn't let me use the f-word"

Kid 2 : "Just call her dog water man"

Kid 1 : "Ur dog water ur not good at games u probably gay in real life."

by I_Like_Cupcakes January 20, 2021