The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"
by Heiress July 29, 2021
Get the Discordian Shahadahmug. Someone that doesn't get off discord and hasn't touched grassed or inhaled air in some while, discordians normally deny themself they're discordian's but in reality everyone knows they take discord more seriously than their actual life.
by TruthEnlightenment October 11, 2021
Get the Discordianmug. "This IS Discordia. Frendship, Love, Family, Honor, Pride"
"Hold your discordian homies tight. The ones that have stayed with you on the cold discordian streets are keepers 100! Stay safe my fellow discordians, normal activates will now resume"
"Hold your discordian homies tight. The ones that have stayed with you on the cold discordian streets are keepers 100! Stay safe my fellow discordians, normal activates will now resume"
by ReiMug January 31, 2024
Get the Discordianmug. A Caucasian person who spends their entire like on discord, with their online girlfriend. A discordian uses the words, "L", "Cringe", "Fuck Me Daddy", "Come here Sexy" ect. Don't Be A Discordian You horny girls / guys.
by local6 September 30, 2021
Get the Discordianmug. A discordian is someone who has no life and is on discord 24/7 and doesn't touch grass and knows nothing besides discord
"This discordian needs to get a life"
by No lifexxx December 9, 2021
Get the Discordianmug. A person obsessed with discord at all times of the day no matter what they got going on. Discord overtakes their basic function of life and nerfs their primal senses.
"omg have u seen how joybandz has been acting recently?" "I know! hes been acting like a real discordian lately!"
by joys nightmare September 21, 2023
Get the Discordianmug. alice: i clicked this link that took me to this page, so i clicked this link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert in the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating it for 400 million hours. i am here to help
dan: interesting, so what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow
bob: yes, i am an expert in the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating it for 400 million hours. i am here to help
dan: interesting, so what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow
by smith.e January 30, 2023
Get the discordianismmug.