Discordian

A discordian is someone who has no life and is on discord 24/7 and doesn't touch grass and knows nothing besides discord

"This discordian needs to get a life"

by No lifexxx December 9, 2021

Discordian

Someone that doesn't get off discord and hasn't touched grassed or inhaled air in some while, discordians normally deny themself they're discordian's but in reality everyone knows they take discord more seriously than their actual life.

Bro you have no life you lowkey a discordian.

by TruthEnlightenment October 11, 2021

Discordian

A person who frequents the social media app Discord, similar to a Redditor

Being a discordian is a major turn off

by the great leap forward November 6, 2022

discordian

A person who uses the app Discord/Reddit way too much. Such as managing 15 Direct Messages as well as being at the max server limit.

Ned: Man you are such a discordian!
Alpad: What?
Ned: I mean, look at you! You are fat and stupid, you don't even know how to spell the word Anthropology!
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh

by ButterScott January 19, 2024

Discordian

Chenoa.

Hey discordian

Hi I’m chenoa🤓

by Kvwe September 9, 2020

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021

Discordian

It's like the word 'American' but used for anything that has an origin coming from the social media platform Discord or someone who spends a lot of time on said platform, gaining them the title of a Discordian, like how someone who lives in America is called American. Discordians are a wild bunch of people, all of them ranging different personality traits but you're likely to find that they're usually gamer of some sort.

Person A: Hey have you found any cool people yet?
Person B: Yeah. There's this one really hot guy who's a Discordian
Person A: Oh my god!! What a catch~

by Hypotension October 11, 2020