a phrase meaning masturbation
it is a reference to an episode of family guy were a student asks a teacher "why are all the dinosaurs extinct?" and the teacher replies "because you touch your self at night"
it is a reference to an episode of family guy were a student asks a teacher "why are all the dinosaurs extinct?" and the teacher replies "because you touch your self at night"
by MarcTJoker January 16, 2011
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Get the Tummy Dinosaurs mug.A kids' show that aired in the late 90's that was about dinosaurs mutated by aliens that travel to the present day to fight their also mutated velociraptor enemies who want to accelerate global warming to make the planet a haven for reptiles.
With them was one of the aliens, an officer of the intergalactic law wanting to bring the space criminal who mutated them and the raptors to justice. Also accompanying them was a crazy redneck conspiracy theorist who made them jet bikes by combining parts of used cars in his junkyard with advanced extra terrestrial technology.
Unless there is something horribly wrong with you, you've probably experienced an explosive orgasm from the sheer awesomeness by the time you've made it to this part of the definition.
With them was one of the aliens, an officer of the intergalactic law wanting to bring the space criminal who mutated them and the raptors to justice. Also accompanying them was a crazy redneck conspiracy theorist who made them jet bikes by combining parts of used cars in his junkyard with advanced extra terrestrial technology.
Unless there is something horribly wrong with you, you've probably experienced an explosive orgasm from the sheer awesomeness by the time you've made it to this part of the definition.
Somethin's really rockin'
On planet number 3
Modern man's got prehistoric company
A colossal fossil feud, unlike anything before
Between the reckless raptors
And the Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
Tails the snap like thunderclap
Talkin', stalkin' raptor trap!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
The crash and smash Jurassic four
Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
Veloci-tossin' to the max
They'll fossilies em in their tracks!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
The crash and smash Jurassic four!
EXTREME DINOSAURS!
On planet number 3
Modern man's got prehistoric company
A colossal fossil feud, unlike anything before
Between the reckless raptors
And the Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
Tails the snap like thunderclap
Talkin', stalkin' raptor trap!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
The crash and smash Jurassic four
Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
Veloci-tossin' to the max
They'll fossilies em in their tracks!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
The crash and smash Jurassic four!
EXTREME DINOSAURS!
by Goatboy187 May 2, 2009
Get the Extreme Dinosaurs mug.The Christian’s Against Dinosaurs intelligence test is the world’s most advanced intelligence test created by a think tank of trolls in Great Britain.
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
Nigel: “Christians Against Dinosaurs has such stupid members! How can you guys be to believe dinosaurs didn’t exist? Stupid Christians!!”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
by Ryan82779 August 22, 2021
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Get the Get real or fade with the dinosaurs. mug.Dean: What the hell were you doing in there for so long?
Terry: Oh man, we got wasted last night, I've been calling dinosaurs all morning.
Terry: Oh man, we got wasted last night, I've been calling dinosaurs all morning.
by brockstud41 December 12, 2007
Get the Calling Dinosaurs mug.The act of drinking a reasonable amount of alcohol before spinning round and round in a circle until you can't stand up anymore.
Girl: Hey, come play dizzy dinosaurs. ITSS SOO FUN.
Guy: Kay', lets do it
-SPINS-
-COLLAPSES-
-LAUGHS-
Guy: Kay', lets do it
-SPINS-
-COLLAPSES-
-LAUGHS-
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