christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Dingle Forest

This is when there are more than one dingle berry. When you have a cultivation of the dingles.

My friend is digging around his/her butt. I ask "Are you growing something down there?" They look at me with a bewildered look. I say "Must be a dingle forest you're cultivating."

by Lady Fish Hook December 20, 2010

Dingle-Choch

Also known as Dingle-Chooch or Dingle-Cheech; the degree of severity varies. A word made by Amanda Moore as an insult to describe the udermost stupid idiot of all existence. Can be used more than once.

Guy: I didn't do any of my homework last night.
Girl: Oh my god what a dingle-choch.

by Amplifyer September 26, 2019

dingjan

A female with an intense face.

Fuck that bitch has such a dingjan head!

by sonofgod May 5, 2014

Dingleberry El Grande

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.

The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter

by thedream75 June 15, 2010

Salty Dinga

also known as a salty guy. a nice wad of chewing tobacco normally of decent size, density, and flavor that will put some hair on those balls. skoal, cope, griz, kayak, rooster, redwood, kodiak, revved up.... it can be found at many different locations - down the shoot, left, right, or on the upper deck (caution! may cause the squints). a salty dinga is always accompanied with a good ol' spitter, usually a water bottle but sometimes an arnold palmer can for classiness and style.

jeff did you get punched in the lip?" "NO BITCH thats my salty dinga

by B Pumper March 23, 2011

Dingle-Berry Rejects

Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.

Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.

They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.

john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.

david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.

by kunawaro December 10, 2010