Dildo Daddy 

This is a man who owns a plethora of dildos. He owns so many, he is considered the master of dildos.

I went over to my friends house for the first time, and little did I realize he was a dildo daddy.

Dildo Daddy by Pearlman4 June 23, 2009

Dirty Little Dildo (DLD) 

DLD- Dirty Little Dildo is a name call for your submissive boyfriend/husband or significant other while in the bed.

Sub- Nngh~ Master~
Dom- You're my Dirty Little Dildo (DLD)~!
Sub- Yes I am~!

Dirty Little Dildo (DLD) by soggycum November 17, 2020

dildo dequino 

its where u take a newborn baby and try to shove it back into the female untill she gets off

doctor: it's a boy!!
woman: oh joy!
man: stick it back in!
doctor: a dildo dequino!

dildo dequino by ifuccbitchezz March 18, 2009

dildo day

Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.

Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.

This year we will celebrate Dildo Day alone!

dildo day by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 26, 2006

Dildo dancer 

A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wanters🍆💦

Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?

No but I want to!!

But your not an anal wanter sooo...

Dildo dancer by Makaylabitch930 March 25, 2016

dildo dance 

an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.

DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out

dildo dance by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018

dildo dildo 

2 times the normal dildo. 2 times the fun

I like dildo dildo's

dildo dildo by Big Boi Luke June 1, 2018