Me: Aye u see my boy Trevor over there?
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.
by sexhaver_69_420 November 29, 2021
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Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”
by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021
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I thought the sex was gonna be good but that motherfucker has a severe case of Big Dick Syndrome (BDS)!
by A. B. Dick October 4, 2019
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A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders small dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dominant dick genes
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly
by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013
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LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
by wordsforlife1 August 17, 2011
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