Dick-Nosed Freak

When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use.

That guy is such a dick-nosed freak

by Pet_Grandma July 24, 2009

Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009

Dicknose

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.

Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.

by AHuge August 7, 2020

Dicknose

Person whose nose is exposed outside the mask he wears to avoid exposure to corona virus.

Can you believe what a dicknose that guy is for wearing his mask below his nose.

by Fish77 July 23, 2020

dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.

1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.

by Simon January 26, 2003

dicknose

someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious

(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"

by Supreme overlord of the world June 4, 2005

Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020