stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

by magusguy September 18, 2007

put your own dick in your butt

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.

Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"

by Hykon June 19, 2010

dick butt

a person who treats people like dick and a booty at the same time.

tom) ur a fat whore becky!
becky) shut up and stop being such a dick butt.

by meara peery November 10, 2018

Dick Butt

When you thrust your dick and catch it with your butt.

Person 1: What did u do today
Person 2: Dick Butt
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: It's when you catch your dick with your butt

by Isaac Yordiq March 27, 2024

Dick butt

When your dick smells like butt or stinky asshole

I rubbed the head of my penis and it smelled like dick butt

by Beast Gohan January 06, 2025

dick nigga butt man

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nigga 1: dick nigga butt man that boi
nigga 2: oi fuck you to

by nigga butt dick boi December 16, 2024

dick in the butt as nigga

Some one who's bullshitting. Also may talk shit all the time and possibly be gay.

Aj is a dick in the butt as nigga, always got some shit to say, he's gotta be gay.

by Tyleramus November 05, 2021