Order Dessert

A Sly way to ask if a person is gay or not.
usually used online and is an alternative version of “do you listen to girl in red”

hot guy: hey
you: hi, do you, you know, order dessert?🥺
hot guy: yeah...i do

by gawkgawk100:3 May 6, 2020

Desserped

"Depressed" backwards. You could say it when you don't want to say the actual word to try to be discrete.

Person: I am desserped because my cat/dog/hamster/fridge died/was run over/stopped working

by KayMarie333 October 21, 2019

if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett June 4, 2007

dessert bowl

the small amount of tobacco, weed, or anything else one may choose to smoke that is left over to be rediscovered at a later hour and smoked as a 'dessert'

Im going to leave a little for later so we can smoke a dessert bowl before I leave.

by Mr. Nater May 11, 2011

having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett May 25, 2007

Desserting

Being a fatty and eating a lot of desert.
Eating desert

Sam was desserting with half a bucket of icecream. That disgusting bastard.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011