desperatiff

Its a special phase in human life when its better just to shoot yourself in the head, than to cope with all the problems. When you think you are alone and have nowhere to turn to, so you crossing the limits to make your life seem less desperate.

He is a desperatiff, because he knows the autobiography of all the security guards in his building.

by yanatti February 14, 2010

desperate

Someone who wants something so bad they will go to extreme lengths to get it.

actually laughing at Jakcs pick up lines? that is so desperate.

by comma May 14, 2003

Desperate Dick Syndrome

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

by Collin Jones October 2, 2007

desperation mode

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

by Lolarobot January 7, 2017

Desperate

when someone will go to extreme lengths to get attention from someone they like

Did u see Serena the other day it was so desperate how she kept trying to get his attention, she was legit hanging off of him but he just ignored her.

by DJ bigg October 8, 2018

Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.

...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...

by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016

Desperate

Desperate can mean someone who will move on very quickly and doesn’t actually take time to be with themselves. Are usually scared of being lonely and unloved but can seem foolish and naive as their desire to be liked takes them to the wrong places more often than not.

Dating another strange dude after just breaking up? Paige is so desperate

by NimNom0608 November 24, 2018