deja poo

When you think you're done with your morning shat, but you have to go back for more.

Jane: Weren't you just in that bathroom??
Dick: I've got a case of DEJA POO!

by TheNamesLisa June 24, 2008

deja poo

The erie feeling one has eaten the same bad burrito and had the same bad reaction before.

Dude, what's wrong?
Yo, that burrito done laid me to the bone.

Man, it made you sick last time, you spent all night in the bathroom.

Damn, I gotta stop eatin that junk. I got deja poo.

by cloverhays September 3, 2009

deja poo

when you take a shit, and it looks like one you've done before, ergo deja poo

JOsh: dude ull never guess what just happened?
Tom: what?
Josh: i just got some serious deja poo
Tom: i fuckin hate you
Dave: same

by fnd October 15, 2008

deja poo

The feeling that you've heard this crap before

Hey there! I would like to see you again. I'm single.

Me: Deja Poo!

by Drope it June 8, 2016

Deja poo

When you suddenly out of nowhere, remember your last shit taken.

John: Dude I was just watching Modern Family and I suddenly got a deja poo!
Fred: No way! You fucking lucky shit!

by 69Becker96 February 17, 2017

Deja Poo

The term for when you’re back on your bullshit.

Rebecca’s going back to James just for the D - talk about Deja Poo.

by CameronBri October 24, 2017

Déjà Poo

When you poop, and think you're done, but when you stand up you realize you have to poop again.

Ivan: "I just took a massive dump, and when I was done, I stood up, but had to pinch off even more."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."

by flybak August 6, 2018