Deez Nuts

by far the best phrase in human history

jack:hey bro
zack:deez nuts
jack: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, zack you need to wake up, you’ve been in a coma for 2 years
zack:what

by beebybeeber October 21, 2022

Deez Nuts

School sophomoric classroom humor.

Question: You feel better?

Response: About what?

Final Responce: Deeeeznuts!!!

by ARCHER TD LES March 14, 2005

Deez Nuts

A word used when one asks a question

Person 1: What came in the mail?
Person 2: DEEZ NUTS!

by xxx_poop_xxx June 02, 2015

Deez Nuts

An old joke that some people rarely use to tick someone off...

"Hey! Guess what came in the mail today?"
DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTTEEM!
"I'm outta here..."

by fakename06 November 12, 2017

Deez Nuts

A popular thing saying in a vine app

Guy: Guess what came in the mail
Person: what?
Guy: DEEZ NUTS

by MattFuckinfSmith December 05, 2015

Deez Nuts

A phrase coming from popular vines(kinda like the 21 kid). It originated from some ugly ass black guy who looks like he's got his braces fucked in a toaster when he was 12 . The initial phrase starts when this hobo prank calls his friend as he claims to have something in the mail to where he replies with "Deez nuts, HA gotee" (btw: I dont know what the fuck he means by gotee, I dont speak retard"). Today this bum is an internet sensation, which is good cos it doesn't look like he's been to College.

Carl: Hey can you pass me the almonds
Mike: You mean Deez nuts, HA gotee!!!
Carl: Fuck you

by Ghetto_GoatSquxd April 19, 2015

Deez Nuts

~ When you Look down between your legs and see a boulder ~

Guess what came in the Mail today?
Deez Nuts!
Ha Got it!
Ha Got it!
Hahaha!

by yomummy June 17, 2015