Deadass loling rn

Used to express how funny and comedic comment made online was, that you even laughed out loud in the real world. Usually used by retard normies to show they are humorous and quirky and can be related to

Bork: Did you even get the joke you autist?
Cals: Ofc i did lmaooo im deadass loling rn

by Void113 March 29, 2020

No cap dead ass

When they say no cap they capin but when they add the dead ass at the end they ain't capin.

Person 1: Did you fuck my girlfriend
Person 2: no
Person 1: nah u capin
Person 2: no cap dead ass I didn't fuck ur girlfriend
Person 1:ok ok I believe you

by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021

dead ass

To be completely and honestly serious.
A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.
To be truthful and not lie.
A truncation of the phrase "dead ass serious".

Guy 1: Yo, swear I saw George (W.) Bush jump that fence for a corndog...

Guy 2: What? nah uh, you're lying..

Guy 1: No, for real! I'm dead ass.

by Tai June 30, 2003

Dead-ass

Meaning to be serious about a subject previously spoken of in a conversation

That dude was packin' heat last night, I'm dead-ass, man.

by The W.O.D October 7, 2006

deadass

What you say when you're being completely and utterly serious. On occasion this word can be used sarcastically.

Jake: "You texted her and she responded?"
Kyle: "Yeah."
Jake: "Deadass?"
Kyle: "Deadass, g."
jake.exe has stopped working.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021

DEADASS

Short for "Dead ass serious" and "I'm dead ass serious too." East coast street slang that made its way west and online. I watched 3 guys say it on reddit, the 4th asked why is everyone saying 'dead ass'? He immediately got thumbed down by every nerd up in that sub. "I'm dead ass serious too."

these new timbs are cuuuuuuuuumfy B , deadass son

by fuckhand November 19, 2021

dead ass

1. A phrase used to emphasize another word, feeling, or emotional statement; it's typically used by older individuals across the United States to mean "very", "severely", or "extremely" with a specific air of honesty. Unbeknownst to them, younger people are using the phrase in a slightly different way, but the intention is the dead ass same.

2. A phrase often used as a stand alone confirmation to emphasize a truthful statement; it's typically used by younger individuals to mean, "for real", "no joke", or "seriously". Unbeknownst to them, the phrase has been around for a long time and is often older than the individual using it; dead ass.

EXAMPLE 1:
A: "Man, I am dead ass hungry. We need some breakfast"
B: "For real, let's go rustle up some fucking French toast".

EXAMPLE 2:
A: "Bruh, did you end up getting with shorty last night"?
B: "Yeah, yeah, I got them droors; dead ass".

by HONKYSAUCE September 3, 2018