That one friend who says he's straight, but everyone knows he's actually gay. Says he has
a big dick, but really doesn't, and mocks his friends because of it. Horrible work ethic, and a mooch. A Darian will never stop taking you for your food. Also the kind of guy that ends up
on the street, and then living in your basement or garage doing cocaine he bought with money from his job at McDonald's at 40 years old.
Guy: Hey I'm
going to the store, need anything?
Guy's Friend: No but don't tell Darian, you'll empty
your wallet trying to satisfy his greedy needs.
Guy: Yeah, I heard he's doing cocaine now too.
Guy's Friend: Not surprising, he is Darian after all.