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Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.
"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"
by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025
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dance monkey

a song made by tones and i, released in 2019. known for being one of the most annoying songs ever.
person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off
by ryazia October 25, 2024
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Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.
Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.
by Badperson93943 June 5, 2022
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Monkey Dance

An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.

Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.

Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.
The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.
by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024
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italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.
by finlow1616 June 29, 2017
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