Dystopamine

A neurotransmitter chemical that is released in the brain when anticipating the apocalypse. Its effects vary depending on socioeconomic status and one's general attitude towards society.

For a demonstration of its effect on you, try watching the news.

Sarah keeps rewatching the Middle East news even though she doesn't like it just for the extra hit of dystopamine.

by Next Sequitur October 16, 2023

Dystopian

A clueless underage sweat with no respect for women or seniors, Sounds like his grandfather and also cheats at games he knows he can't win.

Wait the fuck... You're 12?! You're such a Dystopian

by ItsForReal50 April 15, 2020

Dystopian Undertones

The male (or female, for that matter) testes.

Jill: Ugh, I hate waking up to goddamned dystopian undertones every morning.

Angela: I know! It's, like, the same with Mike, he totally needs to shave them at least.

Jill: Uhh... what are you talking about?

Angela: Well, you know, Mike's dystopian undertones, his balls? You?

Jill: Roommate watching Fox every gorram morning at 7am... Balls? What the hell?

by RedAlert25 July 22, 2009

turd dystocia

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

by ballouuollab March 12, 2009

dystopian undertones

The male testes

"Jesus Christ! That horse has the biggest dystopian undertones I've ever seen!"

"Doc, my left dystopian undertone done resemble a succulent grapefruit. That seem right to you?"

by yutt July 22, 2009

Dystopian Undertones

Male testes.

The beautiful young woman was startled by the size and girth of Tycho's Dystopian Undertones.

by nknol83 July 23, 2009

Dystopian Undertones

Slang for testicles

George Orwell was almost arrested when he showed off his Dystopian Undertones to large crowds of people.

by oneordinarylife July 22, 2009