Ding Dong Head

It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.

E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.

by A xoxo March 6, 2018

ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

by moi April 20, 2004

Ding Dong Dash

A child's game where a door bell is rung (ding dong) and the child runs before the door is answered (dash).

That kid ding dong dashed me when I was sleeping and I was mad!

by Sugarsnap February 22, 2009

Shama Lama Ding Dong

Writer/ Director of such Hollywood hits as "The Sixth Sense" and "The Happening".

As in M. Knight Shama Lama Ding Dong

by H0T Karl October 15, 2009

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

Ding dong danger wank

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.

-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.

by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011

Ding Dong Ditching December

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.

Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!

by 󠀀 December 4, 2018