Deez

this joke is used by your stupid friends who searched this on your computer

-Can i search something?
-Yea, sure
"searches"
-What is deez?
-DEEZ NUTS!

by Sidde is cool May 30, 2022

Deez

Something that you should never answer “What?” to.

Guy 1: You heard about Deez?
Guy 2: Deez what?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS IN MY MOUTH!

by name cant be blank so idk December 13, 2022

deez

N. See also: These nuts, schwettys.

A casual appellation of the male genitalia.

That bitch was all over deez nuts.

by John Billingsley October 28, 2003

deez

short for these nuts

Bob: You want some of deez?

John: Some of what?

Bob: Some of deez nuts!!

by 2 balls January 10, 2011

Deezed

to be muscular in build and have all the ladies want a pieceof your dick

I get a lotta ass cuz ima deezed mofo.

by Jack Daniels March 13, 2004

Deeze

a) Consuming alcohol to where the person under the influence acts in erratic behavior. (i.e. walking home regardless of the distance, punching items that should not be punched)

b) A way of life.

I deeze'd last night.

by PuttinD's on the six 4 February 12, 2007

deez

1. balls, nuts, etc..
2. my favorite word.

You can hop on deez.

by Ronnie Samuel April 29, 2011