Drinko de Mayo

Drinko de Mayo is the great Mexican holiday which falls during the month of May. This holliday is not held to any schedule like the ever so regulated "Cinco de Mayo", or May 5th in our native English tongue. Drinko de Mayo is the holiday that celebrates the consumption of copius amounts of Tequila, by men women and children alike. This holiday is often attended by college students on or around finals, and wearing a sombrero is not required, but is generally preferred.

Finals??? On Drinko de Mayo??? WTF man?!

"Are you guys going out tonight?"
"Hells yeah, I got a handle of Cuervo, its Drinko de Mayo, Baby!!!!"

by J-LEW#99 May 3, 2010

Chinko de Mayo

When someone can't tell if you're Mexican or Asian.

That lady gave me a Chinko de Mayo and asked me a question in Spanish. I AM CAMBODIAN!!

by skrex July 9, 2014

Diez de Mayo

International day where you say "Pee. You may now laugh" and people are legally required to laugh when they hear that saying

*When it's Diez de Mayo (May 10)*
Person 1: Pee. You may now laugh
Person 2: *doesn't laugh*
Person 1: I'm calling legal authorities
Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA plz don't sue me

by garden hose master 9000 November 5, 2020

Lunar de Mayo

The Aztec weekend celebration of May's Full moon in which it is said to have created the passtime of mooning....
How did you spend your Lunar de Mayo?

Lunar de Mayo is centuries old but rarely recognized

by lunarlovers August 18, 2011

Seis de Mayo

the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo

Tom: "Hey Dave, why didn't you show up for work yesterday?"
Dave: "It was May 6th, remember?"
Tom: "Duuude, you were so wasted on Cinco de Mayo- you downed like a full bottle of tequila! That must've been a killer hangover!"
Dave: "That's what why we have Seis de Mayo and aspirin."

by dbierman May 7, 2010

Seis de Mayo

Hipsters' version of Cinco de Mayo, becuase if hey celibrated that, it would be too "mainstream."

Elliot: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
James: Come on, you're killin' my buzz, wait 'till tomarrow.
Elliot: What's tomarrow?
James: Seis de Mayo, cause Cinco de Mayo's too mainstream.
Elliot: oh..cool?...
James: No.. chill.

by sexypeacockfromhell October 20, 2012

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.

All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?

by ginger petunia January 5, 2005