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adult onset downs (A.O.D.) 

a gradual transition into the realms of trisomy 21 usually occuring after adolesence
symptoms include:
a gradual lowering of the i.q.
tounge lolling
compulsive masturbation
"Lily is getting dumber by the second, maybe she has adult onset downs (A.O.D.)"

L.O.A.D.D. 

L.O.A.D.D. stands for Lack Of Attention Deficit Disorder.

"LOADD" is a disorder defined as a constant feeling of laziness and general lack of motivation. Persons with "LOADD" (Commonly referred to as "Loads") have a tough time doing everyday tasks such us walking to the refrigerator or finding the remote.

LOADD symptoms can interfere with one's ability to get the most out of their capabilities, establish and maintain relationships, and maintain a general sense of dignity.
Hey, did they make your diagnosis yet, are you a total L.O.A.D.D.?
L.O.A.D.D. by brianz3450 August 7, 2009

a.D.O.R. 

a.D.O.R. stands for "A Distant Open Relationship"

It has multiple meanings, as it sounds like "A Door" and "Adore", each of which are relevant to the meaning (an opening that can be open or closed, and lavishing attention on something)

Somewhere between a friends with benefits and an open relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, a.D.O.R. is someone you have a romantic relationship with frequently but not exclusively. The "Distance" can be either as a result of a desire for independence or geographic distance that allows for coupling outside the relationship but doesn't weaken the passion of your interludes with that one person, similar to polyamory.

Differs from open relationships in that partners are not technically dating and isn't a friend with benefits because you are more passionate/romantic than is typical of that definition.
Gary: "I don't get it, you guys have awesome passion for each other, get along great why don't you just call it what it is?"

Al: "I do, we're a.D.O.R. We do what we want, and when we come together, it's amazing."
a.D.O.R. by Clintacus March 17, 2009

O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction) 

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.
"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."
(n.) stands for personal discussion amongst ourselves. usually about private matters or just to bag people, with only a small group of close people. also known as dnm (deep and meaningful)

(v.) to have a personal discussion amongst ourselves.
let's have a p.d.a.o at lunch today.
i need to p.d.a.o with you later.
p.d.a.o by pdao July 1, 2006