cynical

The only way to be.

Look at how fuckin shitty everyone and everything is.

HOW could anyone NOT be cynical?

The whole world is homosexual.

by To hell with this queer ass planet. March 12, 2005

cynical grave

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by CG360 April 4, 2021

Cynical Sam

The act of shoving a bottle rocket in your pee hole, and inserting it into a girl's vagina.

I just gave Scott a Cynical Sam.

by Princess TRiZ December 11, 2011

cynical wankers

You seem like one yourself by complaining about it and acting like you aren't cynical. Now that's cynical.

by master bates IV September 6, 2003

CyN1caL

a large virgin who has eaten too many cheesy poofs

by Tropical Sprite Remix July 29, 2003

Cynical Matt

Cynical Matts are people whom generally have a deeply cynical and depressing outlook on life whilst expressing this in a way that is funny and cheers up companions and themselves. As a result of this, Cynical Matts tend to be very witty and intelligent as well as a champion at 'that's what she said'.

Person one: Arghn that test felt so long and hard!
Person Two: That's what she said!
Person One: you are such a Cynical Matt

by Katietron April 8, 2010

Cynical

The required outlook in order to find the cold hard facts to a problem.

Person 1: Dude that idea is great! I think it is flawless.

Cynical person: No, too many potential flaws there. Try again.

Person 1: Dude, quit being so damn cynical

by LeCynic June 18, 2013