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cybersomnia

The act of staying up till all hours of the morning diddling around on the computer and waking up at some unreasonable hour with your keyboard stuck to your forehead.
Karen: Dan, what's up with your neck today?
Dan: I was up all night on the computer doing research. Have they found a cure for cybersomnia yet?
Karen: You're an asshole!
by amisstree October 13, 2009
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Cyberoot

Totally fabricated online sexual relationship between an extremely lonely person and their imaginary friends.

A Cyberoot is somewhat similar to Cybersex, except that there is only ever one person involved. The cyberooter will allude to the relationship continuously, but be scant with specific details or fail to reveal the identity of the other party.

Therefore, a Cyberoot is a perverse form of public online masturbation, combined with a strong dose of story telling. It is generally performed by Netscrags who are so utterly undesirable that they unable to even attract an online pseudo-lover.
That Netscrag is so fugly, she could only ever get herself a Cyberoot.
by OhNoNoNo April 19, 2010
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Cybersole

The hottest bot that has ever roamed the earth. It is hot, sexy and makes me want cop some more sneakers. It is the made by the one and only Lucas and makes you pull 100 clips evertime you start it.
BurgersKicks: (In loud voice) DUDE I JUST HIT A HUNDRED CLIP ON SUPREME AND SHOPIFY WITH CYBERSOLE!!!!!!!111!!!! IM THE SUPREME COOKER GOD!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!

BotterBoyNova: Uhh Uhh Uh... (faints)
by MangoSlicer October 8, 2020
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cyberizd

have you seen cyberizd’s new edit? so good holy shit
by Largejonah June 22, 2021
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Cybercondriac

An individual that reads symptoms of illnesses on the net and begins to believe they're sick.
Jane was reading about high blood pressure on the internet, now she's positive that she's going to have a heart attack, I'm thinking she's a cybercondriac
by AnnAnnieB January 6, 2008
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Cyberian Seas

vast virtual ocean of Cyberia where the cyberwaters are rich with files, info, friends and foes.
Áññè ßöññý'$ ǵtlå$$ 442 is sailing the Cyberian Seas again, did you see the freak flag flying?
by rinncess August 3, 2006
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Cyberbonding

The act of emotionally and/or psychologically joining with another person that you have never physically met but feel that you know extremely well via the Internet based on interactions in blogs, discussion posts, social media groups and online gaming platforms.
Please don't think me a stalker but I must admit that I have started cyberbonding with David Crosby based on his accessibility on Twitter. It really feels like I know the guy now and that I can call him a real friend.

I have been playing Candy Crush Saga with Brend-ahh for over a year now but we were cyberbonding within the first week based on our mutual affinity for deep-fried Twinkies. I hope you join with someone this way someday.
by MCBassGuitar April 6, 2015
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