booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.

Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.

by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015

inverted anal crystals

When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.

Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!

by blatantly beige March 30, 2015

Dixie Crystals

Street name for crystal meth, probably due to its common use southern white trash.

"why youse all up in mah dixie crystals?"

by EmShil May 3, 2009

Ass Crystals

When a big girl sweats in the crotch of her pants and you can see the dried sweat from behind.

I was going up the stairs and this girl in front of me had some serious Ass Crystals.

by AF84 October 25, 2018

genesis crystals

the currency in genshin impact which you can use to exchange primogems

genesis crystals are also bought with real money.

person one : "damn i need more primogems"
person two : "same, i spent all mine on the weapon banner

person three: i have 69,400 genesis crystals, c6 xiao here i come!"

by -t0fu January 30, 2023

Juice crystals

When there’s leftover cum on you that has began to dry out

“Hey babe what’s on your face”
“Oh thats just your juice crystals from last night”

by Tron16 October 11, 2018

marijuana crystals

Some shit that needs to be legalized.

Marijuana crystals, LEGALIZE IT NAO

by Xayto November 7, 2013