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cross country

A sport in which extremly fit people with a hell of alot of metal strenght run until they faint. After a race, throwing up is common, leading to the saying, "If you don't throw up, you didn't try hard enough." Cross country runners are often mocked for having enough balls to wear short shorts, but cross country runners usually don't mind because they go to practice everyday and talk it up with girls.
runner one "Man, I just threw up after my cross country race!"

runner two "Good job man!"
by xcrossing runner January 4, 2008
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cross country

The best and most difficult sport ever. It involves running thru grass, mud, and dirt for miles. You have to be really athletic to be good at it.
When I got my varsity letter in cross country freshman year, my freinds told me it didn't count because I didn't letter in a "real" sport. WHATEVER.
by zyx September 2, 2008
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cross country

A sport requiring hard work and endurance as well as alot of time. It is the most exciting sport possibly of them all because of the terrain you take on which varies from track to track. It rapes Hockey,Baseball,Bowling,And parts of Football to a tee and makes you a better person after you run it.
Dude: Man i went and ran cross country and it made me feel great, right after i almost fell on my knees because my legs hurt so much.
Me:Ha, Dude look at my State rings, one for Cross Country, Basketball, Indoor State Track...
by HCO February 20, 2008
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Cross Country

A sport that most other sports look down on. Of course, they don't have the balls to try it out for themselves, and if they do, they go home crying after the first week. (see Ultimate Football)
Damn, but those cross country kids just ran 15 miles... But they're gay...
by AEBCVXC May 13, 2011
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Cross Country

The most confusing sport in the whole world. You run four miles thinking you are going to die and hate every second of it, then as soon as you finish and catch your breath you think, 'Damn that was fun! Can't wait till next week's race!'
You are Cross Country's bitch.
I am Cross Country's bitch.
We are all Cross Country's bitch.
by A Cross Country Person April 8, 2008
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cross country

Best sport ever, probably the only sport worth participating in because the players and coaches aren't redneck douche bags.

Also gives you a lot of stamina. XC guy + XC girl = hot sex
I like running because I can do it on my own terms and at my own pace. Much better than having some fat 50 year-old redneck son-of-a-bitch football coach yelling at me to go long or pass the ball.
by bryan18 September 5, 2005
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Cross Country

Cross Country is a hardcore sport but to most pussy ass football players we are just a bunch of homos on short shorts that have better cores (abs for all of you bros) then they do. We do not drink natty ice we drink Budweiser. We do not bang slam pieces because we bang hot skinny flexible chicks. We run 3.1 miles as fast as we can without a break. We do not make one play then sit on a bench until our heart rate is completely recovered. Put simply we kick ass, we do not grab ass (football). Oh and we run miles and miles a day. Not yards.
"Want to go play lax later?"
"No thanks, I run Cross COuntry, I'm straight."
by XC_Runner12 October 24, 2011
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