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Crowley

An amazing GAY demon from the showGood Omens” that is in love with the angel Aziraphale. A free demon. He also HaTeS Hastur.
E.g. Oh, look it’s Crowley and Aziraphale on a date!
by Crowley and Gieve November 8, 2019
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BK Crawler

One who is so hopelessly untalented at a video game that to make their meek lives worth bearing at all, they crawl to their masters knees and let their jaws gape open for a teabag.
After Dwayne failed to kill me on halo, having had an overshield and rockets, i made him crawl over to me and let me give him a sacking. Its what the BK Crawler deserved!
by FanOfTheKKK April 18, 2010
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Crawler's Crisps

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.
I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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kerb crawler

a person who drives around red light districts looking for sex.
by person May 1, 2003
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Bum Crawler

Adjective; Someone who crouches behind a player and follows them around, usually using them as cover and/or to cause great annoyance.

Particularly prevalent on online FPS games, such as Call of Duty.

The verb is 'to bum crawl'.
Player #1: "Dude, look at that n00b behind you, he's been following you all game."

Player #2: "Yeah, he's such a bum crawler!"
by th3presscorpse November 20, 2011
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Goblin crawler

A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.

Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.
The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.
by Emelk March 8, 2022
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one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout
His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.
by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005
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