crafting table

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.

Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not

by Djbobhut February 25, 2020

Get on the crafting table

Want to give head to your homie on the minecraft crafting table

Steve get on the crafting table a ha ha

by Pastellyle July 1, 2020

craft beer-d

The large beard worn by craft beer drinkers, generally accompanied by tattoos, piercings, a shaved head and/or a big belly. Often contains the faint smell of bacon and free trade coffee.

His craft beer-d let me know he was a man who could sit for long periods.

by obiwankengoldi September 9, 2016

Craft and shaft

Playing Minecraft and then getting pipe.
The art of playing Minecraft with a female then having passionate and intense intercourse in which you forget where your body ends and hers starts.

Ryan, Sam, Joe

Craft and shaft?

by Craft and shafter September 27, 2019

Calf Head

A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.

"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."

by George Payne April 10, 2008

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

Blood Crafter

One of the best fortnite youtuber's alive. A truly great person, whose ass is sore from being shot so much.

Cool Kid: Hey did you see Blood Crafter's new youtube vid
Cool Kid 2: Yeah he got shot in the ass

by BigChungus69 January 16, 2019