coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.

"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"

by midwestern_life June 6, 2018

coolingbeatle54

Complete dickweed that will steal your girlfriend in a matter of 69 seconds

Xbox: Damn CoolingBeatle54 is an major playa

PS4: Ikr

by MrStealYoGurl69⁶⁹ October 2, 2018

Cooling

Audit Jargon, etymology from the slang for the use of the word cool. Reference to or insinuation that a work related task is acceptable.

Showing acceptance of or tolerance towards a situation, activity, or required procedure.

Auditor 1: "I think that is dictated by your preference, I know <insert name> likes to sign off twice on her review so just depends if you want to or not "

Auditor 2: "cooling, thanks!"

by Auditor 2 February 5, 2021

unconscious coupling

(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.

Joe: You got divorced? What happened?

Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.

by RobinGoodfellow1 May 13, 2014

Clarity Cooling

When a man is experiencing post nut clarity and turns on a fan in the direction of his penis.

(Meant for pleasure after the deed is done and the clarity MAY be amplified)

"Dude, have you tried clarity cooling it feels soo good."

by IcedCooler July 27, 2019

Head-cooling station

The head-cooling station is the frozen foods section in the grocery store; where you can open a cooler door and stick your head in if you start having hot flashes or are simply pouring sweat on account of all the umph! it takes to get from one end of the store to the other, and either no one will notice because it looks like you're grabbing a bag of veggies, OR they notice but don't pass judgement because they came there to do the exact same thing!!

"Mom, you're sweating profusely," I told her as we came around the aisle and she popped her head into the frozen goods cooler. "You'd better stay right here in the head-cooling station while I go grab a buggy to finish up our shopping!"

by K!Mpo$$ible August 26, 2022

global cooling

aka global dimming, air pollution causes blockage of sunlight to hit the earth's surface and therefore causes global cooling. But global warming's effect is so overly strong that it surpasses that of global dimming.

Global cooling is nullified by the effects of global warming.

by jefar June 19, 2007