Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan
by Starfishsan November 15, 2016
by S.A alpha January 03, 2021
Descibes a woman's attitude toward sex and her ablility to produce copious amounts of natural lubricant to facilitate same. A woman who likes a lot of sex, offers her cookie and who's natural juices, cream, flow easily.
by CA Doc May 08, 2007
by Cap95 July 29, 2017
You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop floaties.
by Burt, Chuck, Keenan, & Mike February 18, 2008
This happens when a man's hips are hovering over a womens chest and hes procedes to orgasm across her face. He orgasms so hard that he losses all control of his rectal musles and proceeds to deposit a loaf on said womens chest.
I told you we should not have ate mexican last night. I ended up giving this chick a Cookies n Cream.
by ziplocrts June 19, 2007
When edy and a slut meet they fuck in a Walmart bathroom and create the cream the the cookies and then adds in her love juice and you get the best ice cream around!
by QwertyQueer August 24, 2016