Cookies and cream

Vanilla ice cream with oreo bits in it.

I love cookies and cream

by Pengi209 December 9, 2021

Cookies and cream

cookies and cream is the term used to describe a situation where the majority of the people in the room are white and the minority is black.

Teacher: obama was the first black persedient in america.

Jerome: DAMN! the american government be on that cookies and cream shit

by choklitluverzpizza June 2, 2022

cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)

kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

by Ricky randall August 5, 2025

Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Cookies and Creamer

The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.

My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.

by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011

cookies and creampie

Verb. To have sexual intercourse with someone and shove an Oreo cookie into the person’s vagina, ejaculating into said vagina, contining sexual intercourse, then eating the mixture of fluids and cookies out of the persons genitals.

Hey son! Did you see what me and your mom did last night? We had cookies and creampie for a midnight snack!

by Sparnandez November 25, 2018