Conk

Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."

by okipullup April 30, 2020

conk

conk is the doggo term for the drink coke or coca-cola, as doggos lack the proper pronunciation for hooman English.

Doge: why does dis bepis taste different?
Gabe: it was conk!
Doge: you have betrayed me!

by Skipperdogman September 29, 2017

Conk

Conk < Bepis

Conk = Bad
Bepis = Good

Someone: Bepis suk conk better

Me: no u

by AntiXG June 25, 2021

Conk

A gimp/ spastic/ fuckhead

Someone acting like such a spud

For fuck sake tommy your such a conk

by ConkedOut January 18, 2020

Conk

A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them

"Johns just such a fkn conk"

by BABAKanUSH January 2, 2020

conk

a very large nose with big port holes

that barry manilow sings through his big conk!

by duck January 23, 2004

Conk

Someone who has a Fat head

Jack you are a conk

by USKET123 August 24, 2018