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colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration
Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.
by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007
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Cocoa Commander

Singular: A person that is better than you.
Plural: An actual group of people that are better than you.
"I'm such a Cocoa Commander."
"They're the Cocoa Commanders."
by SWAGGERCOMMANDER October 17, 2009
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Stage commander

Word is used for someone who has immense stage presence, captivates the viewers throughout the prefromence, good with performing arts, talented, an aura which commands people to just look at them even if there are other performers on the stage at the same time, who outshines like Jimin.

As of now there aren't anyone who commands the stage, viewers like Jimin
Jimin a true stage commander
No wonder stage commander Jimin is King of KPOP
by Newpen November 1, 2021
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Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.
Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!
by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009
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clit commander

Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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Commander Cool

A.K.A. "The Robbie"

He's like Batman and Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to walk the Earth.

In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "cool" just know that Commander Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.

He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles Davis

Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.
That Commander Cool Guy is the greatest!

Gerow is the farthest thing from Commander Cool as physically possible.
by Kramerica May 9, 2005
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