Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.

Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"

by TheDWare April 25, 2017

Colombian suitcase

Putting a dismembered body in a suitcase and then throw it away in the middle of a public place

-Haven't seen Pedro in 3 days
-I heard he made a Colombian suitcase

by Nabucodonosor93 February 3, 2022

Columbia secondary school

school full of retards, shit stains on the walls, sharing the building with 3 other schools & i learned more racial slurs than math skills but they “affiliated with Columbia” so parents send their kids here. ☠️

“We’re all a family at Columbia secondary school”
bffr ☠️☠️☠️

by ♏️ 𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖎𝖔 𝖌𝖆𝖓𝖌 ♏️ May 3, 2023

Colombian Sneeze

A subtle way to refer to the act of sniffing cocaine or when someone clean their nose after sniffing some white powder.

"-Jeff just came back from the bathroom, look at his nose!
- Yeah looks like someone was doin' the Colombian Sneeze back there"

by WeedApple August 16, 2023

Colombian Snowball

When you have enough cocaine that you can compact it and throw it at your friends

"Me and my friends made a Colombian Snowball the other day"

by baggy_gravy December 14, 2013

Colombian Sleeper Hold

When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.

Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.

Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!

by Cocksmooch2131 July 17, 2012

Colombian snowblower

When you take your partner in the wheelbarrow position and fuck them while their face is in a pile of cocaine

I was with Janice the other day, we had a lot of coke and things were getting hot and heavy, we decided to try a colombian snowblower

by Jipanix June 5, 2022