The best AFL team in the country, the only people that support this team are nice, wealthy and healthy people that have nice houses. Most Australians don't like them, mostly because they are jealous of their rich heritage and how much skill the players have. They are the only team in history to win 4 premierships in a row and that is a feat that no other team could possibly beat apart from the team who set that record - the Collingwood Football Club!
Person 1: Why are the Collingwood Magpies so good?
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!
by Crispy96 October 24, 2012
Get the Collingwood Magpiesmug. In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.
Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.
by martybanana August 14, 2012
Get the Collingwood Free Kickmug. by go freo August 16, 2020
Get the Collingwood Football Clubmug. Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!
by mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc February 14, 2022
Get the Collingwoodmug. by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024
Get the Collingwoodmug. Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.
Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?
Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood
“Run it up, Run it up”
“Nah yo”
“Ow”
Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood
“Run it up, Run it up”
“Nah yo”
“Ow”
by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019
Get the Collingwoodmug. Massive stud who supports the best team in the world arsenal (coyg) also is one of the most muscular men on the planet, and is opium asf
by kenkarsonismygoat January 26, 2025
Get the isaac collingwoodmug.