coldwater

a small mid west Ohio town. Many families are incest, your uncle may also be your father. All the guys are WHITE and they they are "gangster" if you don't have crew cut black socks and a flat bill you cant be from Coldwater. although incest they do produce a cute girl from time to time

Girl 1 "hey i found you a guy from Coldwater would you wana meet him?"

Girl 2 "hell no he lost his virginity to his mother!!!"

by screwyoucavs March 26, 2011

Coldwater

This is an awesome city in the western region of Ohio. They are well known for their athletic abilities and good school district. Although many of them are scrubby, most are pretty cool coming from someone who's been there before. Contrary to popular belief, most people actually wind up leaving because they aren't freaking retarded. Many wind up in new states quite frankly. They also really know how to throw a party and the cops aren't very strict.

John: Hey, wanna go to Coldwater? I know some people down there.

Jerry: Sure! This should be awesome!

John: Yeah, he's gonna throw an awesome party. It's gonna be sweet.

by disappointed anonymous December 28, 2010

Coldwater

Coldwater is a small town in Ohio, that is know for incest. Pastimes in coldwater include doing steroids, making out with family members, and playing monopoly.

You know you're from Coldwater if your dad is your cousin.

by SavageMcSavage March 10, 2016

coldwater-cock

stage fright, ashamed, nervousness

The new comedian stood on the stage like he had coldwater-cock.

Quit standing there with your coldwater-cock and talk to that girl.

by Rock Thompson October 26, 2006

Coldwater, Ohio

Girls are ugly and guys are too, girls are whores hby (except Karley)

“Do you smell fish”
No that’s just Coldwater, Ohio

by Coldwater Battle Bus Cows January 23, 2022

coldwater cowboy

Full time boat cruise captain, part time lumberjack, sometime supervisor.

The "Coldwater Cowboy" is most noted for leaving a fiasco in his boat wake, a disaster in his wood chips and a few tears in the hoistway.

by SEABISCUIT797 July 10, 2024

coldwcters

coldwcters is so incredible, they have the best taste (character-wise) and have such a cool editting style! yes i love their marvel edits but oml the shadow and bone edits, umbrella academy and the old the wilds edits are I N C R E D I B L E. while they are well into their 100 000's they are still 100% underrated.

"did you see coldwcters new edit?"
"YES OMG, I'm actually obsessed bro"

by inejghafaenthusieast July 21, 2022