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cold marinara

This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.
Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!

Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.
by khaki joe July 8, 2009
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Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.
Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.
by Lane Masters August 14, 2016
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cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid
I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!
by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022
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cold meat party

I'm sorry that I can't meet you for lunch. My uncle died, and I've got a cold meat party to go to.
by Sidecar Trivia May 14, 2012
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Cold moment

Did you see when Trevor came out of nowhere during that one cutscene in GTA 5?” “Dude, that shit was a cold moment”
by ZABOOSH January 10, 2022
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Cold Merle

The act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.

Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.

Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.
Janet loves a cold Merle on a hot summers day.
by MurphBerg December 31, 2009
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Cold Minute

Parody of a "Hot Second", signifying any amount of time it would take to complete a task.
Dan: Yo dude when are you coming over?
Marc: I'll be there in a cold minute man!
*Arrives at house*
Marc: Dude where you just beating off?!?
Dan: YOU SAID I HAD A COLD MINUTE!!
by Dan Glantz July 22, 2011
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