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Cognitive Capability Fabrication

An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.
P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.
by Ardyneus December 25, 2019
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cognitive_player

A Canadian Teenager who makes Animations on flipaclip and does other stuff
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of the YouTuber cognitive_player?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: FUCK YOU WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE HE IS THS BEST

Guy 2: :(
by Legeckowasp June 10, 2020
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Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.
Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.
by SaeedR October 10, 2008
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Cognitive dysentery

The condition of being so bounded by one's beliefs that one ends up with shit for brains.
Yesterday's Supreme Court decision, which supported the idea that religion is more important than a woman's health, is clearly a case of cognitive dysentery
by Pablo DiAblo July 1, 2014
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Cognitive psychology exam

A subsystem of the 9/11 conspiracy, most likely founded by the jews.

Made solely to fuck with students, in the worst way.

May have been involved with holoknaust.
"why are you so sad?"
"I just had a Cognitive Psychology exam and it came inside like storm of a hundred men"
"FeelsBadMan"
by TheDoodeoftheNorth May 19, 2016
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cognitive neuroscience

A subset of neuroscience that is "totally necessary" because "just because you can't quantify it doesn't mean it's not there." The cognitive neuroscience professors will defend the validity of cognition with their lives, and fight the neuroscience department for their honor.
"I'm in the cognitive neuroscience lab"
"..is that a wet lab?"
"No"
"Well then it's not a lab"
by brrrrrruh69 May 7, 2018
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Cognicide

The killing of an thought or idea by either proving that there is no possibility of it being true, making people lose belief in the idea or by making the idea fade into obscurity never to be thought of again.
The enlightenment caused the cognicide of god.
by TiredFeather September 2, 2021
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