Cockwash

Worthless stuff.

Dave - "How was the meeting this afternoon, mate?"

Eddie - "Oh you know, the gaffer was spouting the usual load of old cockwash".

by Robbo1964 September 29, 2012

Cockwasher

Someone who would typically be a keyboard warrior , flapping their lips , until you cross paths in person.

Jenny46 likes to call me out on the Facebook , then was at castco and I had 3 packs of shit tickets in my cart she sees me and gives me the eyeroll. I respond to her shut your Cockwasher or I'll smack you in it.

by B.J. From Alberta March 16, 2020

Cockwash

When you piss after ejaculating washing off any excess semen

Dude felt like ass after shooting my kids all over the wall but a nice cockwash did the trick

by XII-NOSKILLZ-IIX December 8, 2020

cockwashing

When a man retells a story centring himself into the narrative.

'Dude, I was there - you are totally cockwashing what happened!'

by bookshop lady May 11, 2022