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Mongolian Cock Knot

The act of three burly men scissoring
Saw these guys having quite the Mongolian Cock Knot on the steps of the White house lawn the other day.
by FunterTundle February 14, 2023
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Massive Mongolian Cock

Person 1: I bet Genghis Khan had a Massive Mongolian Cock
Person 2: what the fuck
by Lekhagan June 2, 2023
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Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation
Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching
by gv_86 October 11, 2025
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Mongo Cock

That boy mongo has a chode
No one wants that mongo cock
by gogoinflight.bbl June 1, 2024
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cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
by Anonymous December 6, 2004
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Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
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Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.
Cockmongler
by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010
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