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Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.
by CraigMicroManhoodJames August 25, 2019
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Cock and Ball Torture

Billy: What did you do yesterday?
John: Performed some Cock and Ball Torture, heaven on Earth!
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cock or ball

A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."
Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?

Ok

Well...?

Hmmm...ball

No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"
by very_ape January 22, 2006
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cock and ball torture

something your dilf of a dad wants
“hey john what’s your dad up to these days?”

“oh he’s just in need of some cock and ball torture,”

“what’s his number?”
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COCK AND BALL TORTURE

Cock and ball torture is a sexual

Activity having to do with applying intense pain to the penis and scrotum.

Some examples of cock and ball torcher is

Ball kicking
Dick tickling
Ball squeezing

Dick pinching

Dick squeezing
Dick kicking
Ball streching
Urethral fingering
Penis Indian burns
Ect

Things used for cock and ball torchure
Are

Scrotum clips
Uretheral strechers
Pins
And somtimes hammers

Cock and ball torture is somtimes

Compared to bdsm
Or wierd kink shit
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Cock n Ball Stew

What the water is called in a hot tub when a bunch of men are sharing it without women.
I was sitting with all my guy friends in a hot tub and realized I was basically sitting in cock n ball stew.
by Devereux League October 7, 2011
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Cock to ball ratio

The size relation between your cock and balls.
England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.
by comelamb February 3, 2012
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