Conrad 

A young boy who you think is innocent until you get to know him better. He is tall and blonde, every girl loves him and wishes they were his friend. He can't keep up with his snapchat messages because everyone wants to talk to him all the time. He is funny and energetic, but also shy so please don't make him uncomfortable. We love Conrad!

"Me and my bed bug gang think you look tasty, Gabe", said Conrad 9:24

Conrad by When?? March 10, 2020

Conrad 

a kind loving boy who always lightens up your day and you always want to spend more time with him

person 1:me and my cousin went to go see conrad today
person 2: omg your so lucky. i love conrad

Conrad by fin. conrads bro November 23, 2020

conrad 

A specific type of coincidence where a topic will come up in conversation and be remarked on, often for it's unusual nature; and within a few days another source who was not involved in the original conversation brings it up again.

Person 1: Remember how you told me about Tuvan throat singing last week? A new hire started at work today and they shared that they studied it as a hobby.

Person 2: That's a conrad!

conrad by ElSlip November 22, 2022

Conrad 

A stiffy, hard-on, erection.

"Bro I've got the biggest conrad"
"Bro"
"Bro"
"No homo bro"

Conrad by neo noodle May 18, 2019

conrad 

someone who is a geek BUT only a lil bit

Dean West. who i decided is gunna dye his hair navy blue. =D
CONRAD

conrad by LaineMarieHoward.com September 22, 2006

Conrad 

Conrad is a nice guy who has a big ego, but when he meets someone he really likes, he's the nicest person on earth to them. He'll always put up a fight and perhaps encourage fights too. If you know a Conrad, be prepared for someone with a big ego, but don't worry, once you get close, you'll find him to be the nicest guy ever.

Guy 1: "Conradddddd!!! You got such a big ego bro!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, you do, but you're a nice guy!"

Conrad by sixfoottentoes August 31, 2020

conrad 

the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded

dude can i have another handful of goldfish?

Dude you already had five handfuls! dont conrad me!

conrad by theEaSTer BuNny October 14, 2010